Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
We think Elvis is alive, the Moon landing was faked, 9/11 is a government conspiracy, Bigfoot is haunting the Rockies, the Bermuda Triangle is sucking in planes and ships, all religions except evangelical Christianity are Satanic, evolution is a fraud, John Wayne and other movie stars won World War II, Jane Fonda cost us the Vietnam War (and American PoWs are still there), schools should teach baton twirling, penmanship, football, and home economics, but WWE is real.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
We think Elvis is alive, the Moon landing was faked, 9/11 is a government conspiracy, Bigfoot is haunting the Rockies, the Bermuda Triangle is sucking in planes and ships, all religions except evangelical Christianity are Satanic, evolution is a fraud, John Wayne and other movie stars won World War II, Jane Fonda cost us the Vietnam War (and American PoWs are still there), schools should teach baton twirling, penmanship, football, and home economics, but WWE is real.